M for Malaysian Morons

mmmmkay, so the price of petrol has gone up by 78 cents. though it's quite a big deal i must say, but still there's another bigger deal reflected by this phenomena. The deal where some Malaysians can be such morons at times (well, most of the times i must say).

Here's the case-study. It's a whole-ly eclectic study done empirically based on my observation while sipping my teh tarik in nearby mamak. Fortunately a petrol station is located just opposite to contribute to my study.

Study Case : "Prove That Malaysians Can Be Morons"

Case: It was one fine rainy night, so MaddMadd decided to drive out to favorite mamak stall to have some tea with his buddies. But MaddMadd never reach on time. He was late for 45 minutes, when normally he can reach in just 7 minutes. All because people are stupidly queuing up for 'last-cheap' petrol. OOOOOOOOOOOOOO~ BiG Fuckin' Deal! So MaddMadd decided to sit at the mamak and observed the stupidity of some people. And at the same time, laughed his ass off! Ere's what from what i observed:

Agenda One

A bunch of disgruntled factory workers sittin' helplessly in the bus with the word "p*k*m*k" at the tip of their tongue, just because the bus driver decided to pump some petrol and got caught in the jam. A small group eventually decided to get off the bus and walk home. And yes, the word "p*k*m*k" is still at the tip of their tongue. LOL!

Agenda Two

A smashed-rear end Hyndai uncle came down the car looking puzzled and helpless. He cannot accept what just happened. He only wanted to save some RM and ended up having to spend more!

"wah wah, hamitaichi? hamitaichi? nin peh ai pah you nia. Ho lang lorng chia. Suey ar suey arrr!"

**Uncle, why la you so kiamsiap. See what happened now. Your car kana orgy-kissed! LOL!

Agenda Three

One aunty decided to be the traffic police for "one-night-special" only. Cuz her car got block by another lady. Normal la, hassle happening.

Aunty : oi oi, jalan la! apara! keleta kana block la! tarak otak kar?!

Lady : ni lu punya jalan ka?!

To make matters worst, a very, and i do mean a VERY disgruntled uncle walked towards the good-samaritan aunty and scolded her. That apek just wanna scold people, he does'nt know what was happening. LOL!

Agenda Four

One pakcik kana horned kaokao because he was smart to turn off his engine while waiting for his turn in the queue. Only thing is that his car is too old to rev up again in time to move on the queue.

**Okay okay, maybe a little bit lame, dont deserve the "LOL!", but still the pakcik so kancheong when tryin' to start his engine.

"ya Allah! Hidop! Hidop le keta burok!! Hampehhhh!!!"

**No, he did'nt say that, I added 'drama' to it. haha!

Agenda Five

One particular uncle was spotted walking and standing around the area with his kid for some time. They did nothing! Just standing and walking around. So me friend asked me what were they tryin to do.

Madd : mehbe the father is trying to teach the son the value of money. And at the same time saying no to toys and videogames. What beautiful timing! Smart.... very smart.....

Agenda Six

MaddMadd got lost in own hometown because all the main road to mamak is jammed, so have to follow manymany-littlelittle-secretsecret-windywindy roads to reach. -_-

So there, six short stories, all intertwined for one single reason, spun to various other things. Heck, I can even direct a movie out of this! The title will be:

"SIXTH FOUR : THE MALAYSIAN MORON TRAGEDY"

aka

"EMPAT JUN : TRAJEDI MALAYSIA TERBODOH"

aka

"SEE HO LAK GUEK : MALAYSIA TEH-TUAR-KOR-TAI EH TAI CHI"

aka

"SEI HOU LOK YUET : KAM YAT MALOYSAIA YAN MOU YONG NOU"

aka

"SZE HOU LIU YUE : QILAI! QILAI! BU YAO HAI JIANG PEHN LE!"

Sharon Stone

"bimbo-skank"

(rub your mouse pointer on me!)

"I'm not happy about the way the Chinese are treating the Tibetans because I don't think anyone should be unkind to anyone else," Stone said last Thursday during a Cannes Film Festival red-carpet interview with Hong Kong's Cable Entertainment News. "And the this earthquake and ak this stuff happened, and then i thought, is that karma? When you're not nice that the bad things happen to you?"

taken from Star Newspaper, 29th May, 2008 on a fine morning

"Seriously bitch, if you can't think of anything smart to say, just shut the fuck up"

A remark made by Ms. Stone allegedly had me thinking how shallow can this bimbo be. It startled me, to find out that someone this shallow can be of so 'successful' in life. Typically reflects the white-trash mindset, Ms. Stone musta have been watching too much 'Hi, My Name Is Earl' sitcoms. It's rather disturbing to know that such ignorance is embedded in today's so-called 'successful' people. Perhaps looking at another point of view, it's considered 'normal' as the Americans are always the protaganist in the stead where the world are expected to empathy with you and put up with all the shit you give. America thinks everything revolves around them and them only, the rest are minors.

So bitch, if you wanna talk about Karma, I guess you had better finish watching that mindless sitcom first as I now had doubts if you'll ever understand the underlying meanings of Karma. You're just another bimbo, so I seriously do not think you have the mental capacity to understand Karma.

On a side note, why am I so agitated in issues regarding the Tibet-China resolution? Well my papa says, (just kidding!! but thats how white-trashes like to say before making a point, am i right? LoL!!) . Okay, if i can be serious for a moment..

Tibet has always been a part of China and always will be despite any interventions from the US for separation as a independant entity. What is more shocking and upsetting is to have the Dalai Lama talking cock in backing up with the US against China. No offense Mr. Lama, we are both buddhists, but i think you should just get the fuck out of this religion if you wanna use it as an alibi in your regime and white-trash propagandas.

Phew, there.. this issue has been bugging me since morning,.gotta get it out ya. And so sowee for some of me blog fans for such an angwy (angry) return =)

**p/s : Sharon Stone, I hope next time you dont get confused between Karma and Karma Sutra. Karma cannot be understood by you, and Karma Sutra can be achieved by you cuz' ur a cheap whore. As easy as that.

Tiffany

mokuji! short summary"

"tiffany (no, not my girl) was a rival of Spawn. Firstly introduced as one of the evillings of the Spawn comic, Tiffany was.. i dont know, i just bought her cuz she's so goddamn hot"

and oh yeah, i grabbed her during my shopping binge in Perth. if im not mistaken it was one the same day i got my Gucci wallet..together with my skinnies, a few t-shirts, two bottles of perfume, yada yada..

Zera

mokuji! short intro:

"Zera is a warrior goddess descended from the heavens to battle Spawn in the battle between hell and earth. No, Spawn doesnt belong to hell, though he originates there, he finds no reason to reside with hell and the megalomaniacal armies of heaven. Confused? well in the world of Spawn comics, heaven n' hell is always in constant battle to reign supremacy in earth. Zera was ordered to eliminate Spawn who stood in the way. Story cut short, Zera was defeated by Spawn after she was gutted and beheaded. But being an immortal, Zera still lingers as wisps till she got a new body"

bought Zera when i was loitering around in Perth City, Australia. I guess its just one of those days where i have nothing better to do and i took a train down the mall and just buy whatever i fancy..anyhow, enjoy the pics.. :)

corner of my eye..

just so happen to snap some photos to see how's my camera workin...turn out to be some pictures i really liked the angle and mood..

little creepy girls ep.2

finally got my animula. havent had the time to actually observe this little baby back then cuz i was such an emo last weekend. now that im much free-er, guess its time to show-show abit my latest creepy girl collection. i bet wantik n' miao really wanna see whats this Animula is about, ngehehe.. so here goes:

the unopened package. gots this feeling like its a 'coffin'. /scare

ta-dah!

tis here is a little book. unique to each doll, depicting the story. havent open yet, dunno what's this girl is all-about. /curi

tis is an apple. each doll has an apple. but den for what? read on..

see this pack of needles? its for u to poke the apple...

animula's alter ego. itsa mask to be worn on her blank face

animula's snow cap...

animula! without snowcap ver.

animula standing on my laptop =)

hmm..long longggg sleeves..

hair details. notice the bindings and the ribbon..

darn la, the packaging mess up her hair d. tonight gotta comb it nicely first.

animula with her snowcap! /spirit /adore..

TEKKEN 5

lailai, any Tekken 5 players come challenge me.. lemme kick your ass with just three (3) of my expertise characters..lemme introduce:

Devil Jin (Jin Kazama). Primary character. Just pick anybody you want la,. my expertise with this character knows no bound, so far ive lose only once with Devil Jin, but got my revenge later on with Christie Monteiro..

Christie Monteiro. secondary character. I'll use her when i see you have some skills, but not quite the skills to beat me. in other words, im fuckin' toyin around with ya sonny-boy...

Anna Williams. tertiary character. i'll use her only when my opponent's utterly a noob. reason being is that a defeat is never enough. but a defeat after enduring my bitch-slaps will.

well if you guys think im arrogant, yeah i am. cuz im that DAMN good in Tekken 5. come try me, i wont bite....hard.