M for Malaysian Morons

mmmmkay, so the price of petrol has gone up by 78 cents. though it's quite a big deal i must say, but still there's another bigger deal reflected by this phenomena. The deal where some Malaysians can be such morons at times (well, most of the times i must say).

Here's the case-study. It's a whole-ly eclectic study done empirically based on my observation while sipping my teh tarik in nearby mamak. Fortunately a petrol station is located just opposite to contribute to my study.

Study Case : "Prove That Malaysians Can Be Morons"

Case: It was one fine rainy night, so MaddMadd decided to drive out to favorite mamak stall to have some tea with his buddies. But MaddMadd never reach on time. He was late for 45 minutes, when normally he can reach in just 7 minutes. All because people are stupidly queuing up for 'last-cheap' petrol. OOOOOOOOOOOOOO~ BiG Fuckin' Deal! So MaddMadd decided to sit at the mamak and observed the stupidity of some people. And at the same time, laughed his ass off! Ere's what from what i observed:

Agenda One

A bunch of disgruntled factory workers sittin' helplessly in the bus with the word "p*k*m*k" at the tip of their tongue, just because the bus driver decided to pump some petrol and got caught in the jam. A small group eventually decided to get off the bus and walk home. And yes, the word "p*k*m*k" is still at the tip of their tongue. LOL!

Agenda Two

A smashed-rear end Hyndai uncle came down the car looking puzzled and helpless. He cannot accept what just happened. He only wanted to save some RM and ended up having to spend more!

"wah wah, hamitaichi? hamitaichi? nin peh ai pah you nia. Ho lang lorng chia. Suey ar suey arrr!"

**Uncle, why la you so kiamsiap. See what happened now. Your car kana orgy-kissed! LOL!

Agenda Three

One aunty decided to be the traffic police for "one-night-special" only. Cuz her car got block by another lady. Normal la, hassle happening.

Aunty : oi oi, jalan la! apara! keleta kana block la! tarak otak kar?!

Lady : ni lu punya jalan ka?!

To make matters worst, a very, and i do mean a VERY disgruntled uncle walked towards the good-samaritan aunty and scolded her. That apek just wanna scold people, he does'nt know what was happening. LOL!

Agenda Four

One pakcik kana horned kaokao because he was smart to turn off his engine while waiting for his turn in the queue. Only thing is that his car is too old to rev up again in time to move on the queue.

**Okay okay, maybe a little bit lame, dont deserve the "LOL!", but still the pakcik so kancheong when tryin' to start his engine.

"ya Allah! Hidop! Hidop le keta burok!! Hampehhhh!!!"

**No, he did'nt say that, I added 'drama' to it. haha!

Agenda Five

One particular uncle was spotted walking and standing around the area with his kid for some time. They did nothing! Just standing and walking around. So me friend asked me what were they tryin to do.

Madd : mehbe the father is trying to teach the son the value of money. And at the same time saying no to toys and videogames. What beautiful timing! Smart.... very smart.....

Agenda Six

MaddMadd got lost in own hometown because all the main road to mamak is jammed, so have to follow manymany-littlelittle-secretsecret-windywindy roads to reach. -_-

So there, six short stories, all intertwined for one single reason, spun to various other things. Heck, I can even direct a movie out of this! The title will be:

"SIXTH FOUR : THE MALAYSIAN MORON TRAGEDY"

aka

"EMPAT JUN : TRAJEDI MALAYSIA TERBODOH"

aka

"SEE HO LAK GUEK : MALAYSIA TEH-TUAR-KOR-TAI EH TAI CHI"

aka

"SEI HOU LOK YUET : KAM YAT MALOYSAIA YAN MOU YONG NOU"

aka

"SZE HOU LIU YUE : QILAI! QILAI! BU YAO HAI JIANG PEHN LE!"