Xotica

**noises from playing video game in the background**

Jason : eh dood, come let's go.

Madd : want meh? dont' want la, let's go elsewhere la. like yumcha or sumthing...

Jason : Jimmy here already la. dun 'gwai-lan' with me. kia, let's go.

Madd : **reluctantly pauses videogame**

eh go there can do what one..what they will do to us one.. how much??

Jason : reach already then u know lah! must go wat! since we're here in Oz..

Madd : next time laaa, can or not? now like so suddenly like tatttt..

Jason : u dun potong-steam la. next time next time, sure no one time one.

Madd : k la k la i go change clothes la. must bring passport or not?

Jason : yaya need, otherwise they wont let u enter..

"and that is how, for the first time, i visited a strip club in Perth. pretty darn cool i must say. really-satu-kali-cuba, dua-kali-mau type of feel. not because of horniness (k la, maybe got abit la), its the environment there. it's like everyone, regardless of age & race are united with one thing, and one thing only (images of boobs in the mind). LOL!

p/s: the next round we went there, Jason removed his specs and wore contacts. cuz apparently he witnessed the 'shame' and 'suffer' when a stripper removed one of the guest's spec and asked him to retrieve it back from her 'boob's gutter', ON STAGE! LOL!